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When you [Americans] landed on the moon, that was the point when God should have come up and said hello. Because if you invent some creatures and you put them on the blue one and they make it to the grey one, then you fucking turn up and say, ‘Well done.’ It’s just a polite thing to do.
Eddie Izzard, live at MSG (via unreasonablelunacy)(via babyjesusonacross)
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Immutable/Inscrutable: Forget piracy. The music industry’s biggest money-loser is an inability to connect with older people that used to spend...
I had a long call with people I work with, and I had ideas about finding my way to new listeners. Having this excellent second-act career, as a middle-aged artist, making singer-songwriter music that some Soul Coughing fans don’t like—and, pointedly, vice-versa—I want to get in front of the…
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Posted on November 6, 2012 via Activate the Mechanism! with 360 notes
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lauren ashley bishop lives here: i sent my mom an email to ask her not to vote for romney
I want to tell you to not vote for Romney for a lot of reasons.
I want to remind you how devastatingly dishonest he’s been regarding his own finances. How he basically committed a felony in 2009 which is why he won’t release his tax returns for that year.
How he lied blatantly about the auto…
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In the early years of space flight, both Russians and Americans used pencils in space. Unfortunately, pencil lead is made of graphite, a highly conductive material. Snapped graphite leads and particles in zero gravity are hugely problematic, as they will get sucked into the air ventilation or electronic equipment, easily causing shorts or fires in the pure oxygen environment of a capsule.
After the fire in Apollo 1 which killed all the astronauts on board, NASA required a writing instrument that wasn’t a fire hazard. Fisher spent over a million dollars (of his own money) creating a pressurized ball point pen, which NASA bought at $2.95 each. The Russian space program also switched over from pencils shortly after.
40 years later snide morons on the internet still snigger about it, because snide morons on the internet never know what they are talking about.
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Posted on November 4, 2012 via Your Resident Ginger. with 144,800 notes
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Christopher Walken's Cooking Show Is Very Christopher Walken-y
Ross Luippold, huffingtonpost.com
Christopher Walken lives a charmed life. He gets to do any movie he wants and still gets the respect of America. In his off time, he makes Funny Or Die videos of trips to the grocery store with Richard Belzer and then cooking a chicken.
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Why why why can’t this be a real show?!?!? Pleeeeeaaaaaasssseeeee! Come on, people responsible for TV, get on this!
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Text from wife of conversation between wife and 3-year old
T: there’s a damn leaf in the bucket!
Me: did you say ‘damn leaf’?
T: yes.
Me: well, that’s not appropriate!
T: well, YOU say it.
Me: so? Do you go to work? Do you do the laundry? Do you paint the house?
T: no
Me: well I DO, and I’m the grown up and I can say the bad words. Make sense?
T: yes.I win!!!!!
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Caught the puppy trying to eat this crispy critter in the dining room. Don’t know how the little guy got there, but he’s definitely been dead for a while. Have I mentioned that dogs are kinda icky? (Taken with Instagram)
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““Once a little boy sent me a charming card with a little drawing on it. I loved it. I answer all my children’s letters — sometimes very hastily — but this one I lingered over. I sent him a card and I drew a picture of a Wild Thing on it. I wrote, “Dear Jim: I loved your card.” Then I got a letter back from his mother and she said, “Jim loved your card so much he ate it.” That to me was one of the highest compliments I’ve ever received. He didn’t care that it was an original Maurice Sendak drawing or anything. He saw it, he loved it, he ate it.””
— Maurice Sendak (via nedhepburn)
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Posted on May 8, 2012 via Ned Hepburn with 3,651 notes
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