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Mercy vs. Grace

So, I asked a guy I work with: If mercy is not being punished when you deserved to be punished, and grace is being rewarded when you have not earned a reward, what is it called when you are punished but don’t deserve to be punished?

His response: Marriage. 

The earlier you learn that you should focus on what you have, and not obsess about what you don’t have, the happier you will be.

Amy Poehler  (via dearestspectrum)

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This is why Jeopardy Champ Ken Jennings is a Hoot!

From this week’s answers to last weeks questions in Ken Jennings’ Tuesday Trivia email:

6.  The last State of the Union address of lame duck President James K. Polk is best remembered for his announcing the discovery of what?  The clitoris.  No, not really.  You’d probably remember that speech if so.  Polk left office in 1849, shortly after announcing the discovery of gold in California.

smalltownbeatnik:

grawly:

dont even ask just put your mind in a suspension of disbelief and click play

I’m not sure if I’m really glad I clicked play or if it was the worst mistake I made today.

I have a mandolin hanging in my basement….